claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up
jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

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(via orgasm)

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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(via parydise)

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

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(via manda)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka, via relahvant)

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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(Source: lnalloweentown, via heliolisk)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via intensional)

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

(via pizza)

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